Indemnification Form

I hereby understand, agree, and accept the offer to view a potentially nauseating image and accept the risk that such viewing may cause me to vomit, barf, be sick, belch, blow chunks, disgorge, dry heave, emit, expel, gag, heave, hurl, keck, lose it, puke, regurgitate, retch, ruminate, spew, spit up, throw up, upchuck, perform a technicolor yawn, pray to the porcelain gods, or call Ralph on the big white phone. I understand, agree and accept the conditions of viewing this image and verify same by clicking the "Accept" button below.

 

  1. I understand that the specific image is from a photograph taken by a practicing medical doctor who is used to seeing massive quantities of blood and gore on a regular basis.
  2. I am aware that the image has not been tested or approved to accepted Civil Safety Standards, nor has it been approved by any type of good-taste authority, 
  3. I understand damage or loss may be caused to my stomach, esophagus, or shoes whilst viewing this image.
  4. I indemnify the website and/or image owners including any party who is deemed to be vicariously liable from any and all legal action and forbid any other person including my relatives and/or my next of kin from commencing any legal action whatsoever in the event of my sustaining any shock, physical or psychological injury, damage or death, against any persons or legal entities involved in the storage or transmission of this image.
  5. I state that I am sane of mind and have no physical or psychological condition that would prevent me from recovering from any stomach cramps that may result from viewing this image.
  6. I have undertaken viewing this image knowing, understanding, and accepting that all peering upon or around this image may lead to damage or loss of my lunch, any and all injuries or death to myself. I HEREBY INDEMNIFY ALL PERSONS AND LEGAL ENTITIES WHO MAY BE CONSIDERED VICARIOUSLY LIABLE INVOLVED IN THE VIEWING OF THIS IMAGE FROM ANY AND ALL LEGAL ACTION.